Maleficent

Distributor:         Walt Disney Studios
Year:                    2014
MPAA:                  PG
Content:               AC, V
Genres:                FAN/FAM/DRA
Technical:            2.40:1 (HD)
Runtime:              97 mins.
Country:               USA
Language:            English
Budget:                 $180M

 

CAST

Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley, Lesley Manville, Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple, Sam Riley, Brenton Thwaites, Kenneth Cranham & Hannah New

 

CREDITS

Director: Robert Stromberg; Screenwriter: Linda Woolverton; Producer: Joe Roth; Director Of Photography: Dean Semler; Production Designers: Gary Freeman & Dylan Cole; Editors: Chris Lebenzon & Richard Pearson; Costume Designer: Anna B. Sheppard; Music Composer: James Newton Howard

 

BRIEF SYNOPSIS

Maleficent is a young faerie who lives in the magical forest realm known as The Moors. She falls in love with human boy Stefan, but their respective kingdoms are at war. Years later, Maleficent (Jolie) defeats the forces of King Henry (Cranham)—to which he decrees that any man who can destroy Maleficent will earn his kingdom as prize. Ambitious and cunning, the grown Stefan (Copley) rendezvous with Maleficent under the pretense of courtship and drugs her. He steals her magical wings (without killing her) as proof of her death and eventually becomes King.

Enraged, Maleficent magically reworks the Moors into a kingdom of Darkness and converts a human man, Diaval (Riley), into a raven for nefarious purposes. The bird informs her that King Stefan has married Henry’s daughter Leila (New) and that they now have a daughter, Princess Aurora. At the christening, Maleficent appears and curses the child to everlasting sleep on her 16th birthday by cutting herself on a spinning wheel. Only a kiss from Aurora’s true love will set her free. To protect his child, Stefan sends her into the woods with three pixies—pink Knotgrass (Stauntion), green Thistlewit (Temple) & blue Fittle (Mannville)—until the Princess turns 16.

Despite early distaste for the baby Aurora, Maleficent becomes quite fond of her as the years pass. Now almost 16, Aurora (Fanning) is a beautiful and vibrant young woman who thinks of Maleficent as her faerie godmother. She meets the strapping young Prince Phillip (Thwaites) and becomes smitten. Maleficent wants to revoke her curse—but cannot, as Destiny has a way of playing things out for the Princess, Maleficent and Stefan.

 

THE (mini) REVIEW

Directly based on the classic villainess of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959), Maleficent is a big-budget, handsomely-produced endeavor that stumbles though a clunky narrative, some bad casting (Ms. Jolie aside) and dull direction courtesy of first time helmer and Oscar®-winning VFX maven Robert Stromberg (back-to-back winner for James Cameron’s Avatar [2009] and Tim Buton’s Alice In Wonderland [2010]. I was expecting a spectacle of fantasy on par with the recent (and superior) Snow White & The Huntsman (2012)—directed with more panache by Rupert Sanders. Instead, we get what is essentially a rape drama cloaked in Disney brand melancholia. WTF? Did Lars von Trier kidnap the entire production?

Part of the blame lies in the ambivalent screenplay written by Disney veteran scribe Linda Woolverston (Beauty And The Beast, The Lion King, Alice In Wonderland)—which she adapted not only from the ’59 Disney classic, but also from Franco-Anglo “Sleeping Beauty” stories dating back to the 1600s. What is the point of building up Maleficent as a nasty character if you’re merely going to turn her character arc in a complete 180º turn towards syrupy benevolence? And the aforementioned rape drama (young Maleficent’s wings are clipped after she’s been roofied by her supposed love, Stefan) inserted into the story? Not very appropriate for a Disney family flick, wouldn’t you say?

The other part of the blame falls on director Robert Stromberg’s head. No offense, but VFX folks don’t always make good directors (though editors usually do)—and Maleficent is treated as one big VFX & marketing bonanza instead of a potentially terrifying and fulfilling fairy tale that seems to lurk just below the story’s surface. As I understand it, Stromberg received uncredited help from veteran director John Lee Hancock (2002’s The Rookie, 2004’s The Alamo, Saving Mr. Banks) and probably learned how to direct a big-budget movie in the process.

Regarding the cast, the lovely Angelina Jolie steals the movie as Maleficent—decked out in hot black leather and slinking her way through the role she was born to play. Yummy. The only thing missing was a black leather whip to complete the wicked ensemble…but then again, this is a Disney picture, right? The rest of the cast—with the exception of young Thwaites (vapid) and Copley (miscast)—turn in good performances, with Riley earning props as the half-man/half-raven lackey character with a conscious.

Production values for this $180 million (boxofficemojo.com) epic are top-shelf across the board—and really the movie’s saving grace. The entire production was shot at the famed Pinewood Studios near London, England—with exterior forest sequences lensed in the bucolic region of Buckinghamshire. Kudos must go to first-time production designers Gary Freeman (Art Director for Sunshine, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, 47 Ronin) & Dylan Cole (Concept Artist for Alice In Wonderland, TRON: Legacy, Oz The Great And Powerful) for creating the gorgeous sets (40 in all) and bringing the faerie kingdom The Moors to life.

Veteran Aussie cinematographer Dean Semler (Oscar®-winner for Dances With Wolves; also lensed The Road Warrior, Waterworld, Apocalypto, 2012) furnishes the movie with a handsome HD-widescreen palette of deep blacks, earthy greens and the occasional candlelight orange—courtesy of the ARRI® Alexa Plus camera system fitted with PANAVISION® Primo® lenses (giving the imagery a robust look). However, given the accolades I’ve just heaped on the cinematography, I am still disappointed that Semler and his director opted for the HD package instead of the tried-and-true 35mm film option. By shooting Maleficent on film, they would have captured the surreal/otherworldly schema of fairy tale movies—such as Alex Thomson’s masterful lensing of Excalibur (1981; dir: John Boorman) and Legend (1985; dir: Ridley Scott). But, as it stands with the HD process, at least those Primo lenses spiff up the proceedings in this movie.

I though that master make-up artist Rick Baker’s design of Maleficent’s features are terrific—and it should be, considering he’s won 7 Oscars® (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000711/awards?ref_=nm_awd) over the years. The make-up complements Maleficent’s aforementioned hot leather visage courtesy of veteran costume designer Anna B. Sheppard (Schindler’s List, Inglorious Basterds, Captain America: The First Avenger), along with the other visual tropes of medieval/fantasy costumery.

Smooth editing by veteran cutters Chris Lebenzon (Top Gun, Batman Returns, Alice In Wonderland, Dark Shadows) & Richard Pearson (Bowfinger, Men In Black II, The Bourne Supremacy, Quantum Of Solace) compliment a robust score by prolific composer James Newton Howard (Pretty Woman, Waterworld, I Am Legend, The Hunger Games Saga).

It is apparent that the technical aspects of Maleficent far outweigh its narrative virtues—which is a darn shame. This movie could have become a modern masterpiece of fairy tale storytelling—dark, decisive and encapsulated with its own intrinsic grandeur. Instead, we are given a dark story that Disney and the filmmakers water down for mass consumption. I’m pretty sure that Maleficent herself would whip me for saying so (bedazzled in that hot black leather ensemble, of course). Yep, I can only hope…

 

Filmstrip Rating (2.5-Stars)

 

 

IMDB:                    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587310/

Wikipedia:             http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maleficent_(film)

Official Site:          http://movies.disney.com/maleficent

A Million Ways To Die In The West

Distributor:            Universal Pictures
Year:                       2014
MPAA:                     R
Content:                 AC, AL, V
Genres:                  WES / COM
Technical:              2.35:1 (HD)
Runtime:                116 mins.
Country:                 USA
Language:             English
Budget:                  $40M

 

 

CAST

Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Silverman, Wes Studi, Rex Linn & Liam Neeson; cameos: Alex Borstein, Ralph Garman, Amick Byram, Dennis Haskins, Christopher Lloyd, Gilbert Gottfried, Ewan MacGregor, John Michael Higgins, Ryan Reynolds & Jamie Foxx

 

CREDITS

Director: Seth MacFarlane; Screenwriters: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild; Producers: Scott Stuber & Jason Clark; Director Of Photography: Michael Barrett; Production Designer: Stephen Lineweaver; Editor: Jeff Freeman; Costume Designer: Cindy Evans; Music Composer: Joel McNeely

 

BRIEF SYNOPSIS

1882: Old Stump, Arizona. The wild, Wild West is a dangerous place—especially for the milquetoast sheep farmer Albert Stark (MacFarlane)—who just lost his snooty girlfriend Louise (Seyfried)–after chickening out of a duel—to debonair mustache store proprietor Foy (Harris). Deciding to leave Old Stump for San Francisco, he is convinced to stay by his best friend Edward (Ribisi) and his prostitute girlfriend Ruth (Silverman)—who won’t sleep with Edward till they are properly married!

Elsewhere, dastardly bandit Clinch Leatherwood (Neeson) sends his beautiful wife Anna (Theron) into Old Stump while he and his goons hide out from the law. Albert ends up saving her life during a ballroom brawl—thus developing a friendship that eventually deepens. Especially when she (a crack shot) trains Albert to shoot guns when he challenges Foy to a duel in a misguided effort to win Louise back. Albert will need all the training he can get when Clinch finally rolls into town…

 

THE (mini) REVIEW

Family Guy über-meister Seth MacFarlane’s comedic western A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST is amusing, but ultimately fails to transcend classic genre movies like Ted Post’s Hang ‘Em High (1968) and Mel Brook’s masterpiece Blazing Saddles (1974). I bring those films up because—per MacFarlane (via the production notes)—those were among two movies that inspired he and his merry band of writers (Family Guy alumni Sulkin & Wild). Apparently, so did moustaches and songs about them (thanks, Stephen Foster!).

Saddled (excuse the pun) with a dormant genre (the Western—although it got a workout in last year’s entertaining-but-painful misfire The Tonto Movie—err, The Lone Ranger) and more clichés than a tumbleweed kegger, MILLION WAYS goes for broke in a pedestrian screenplay where most of the best jokes are shown in the freakin’ trailer! Sad, as he (and the others) is responsible for not only TV’s randy Family Guy, but also the hysterical Ted (2012). I give MacFarlane credit for trying to skewer this most American of genres—but Brooks did it better—as did director Burt Kennedy before him with the James Garner classics Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) & Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971).

To be fair, MILLION WAYS has plenty of throwaway R-rated gags—and a terrific mid-movie dance number (thanks again, Stephen Foster!) and MacFarlane the director certainly knows where to place the camera—and how to get what he wants out of his game cast. I loved the stunning Charlize Theron—bringing moxie and empathy to her role. Neil Patrick Harris continues to amuse in his role as the fey Foy (tongue-twister anyone?) while Ribisi continues his quirky character shtick. He is abetted by comedienne Sarah Silverman—charmingly less annoying here than usual. The lovely Amanda Seyfried plays a rather unpleasant character—begging the question: why would the nice Albert want to stay with such a bitch?

And what can I say about Liam Neeson? Taking time out from shooting Eurotrash villains, the imposing Neeson gets to play a real bad guy (with a Northern Ireland accent, natch—research your Family Guy history to see why). Throw in plenty of great cameos—see above—and there is some hope left for a decent time-filler. MacFarlane’s one casting mistake: putting himself in the main role (shades of the multi-hyphenate Charles Chaplin, perhaps?). His smirking, self-aware, hipster, character pulls us out of the story proper, and thanks to that great voice of his—reminds me that Peter Griffith & Brian are still with us…even in the Old West!

Production values on this $40 million production (boxofficemojo.com) are solid across the board—and the movie’s equalizer. MILLION WAYS was produced in New Mexico and benefits from terrific (but surprisingly clean) genre sets courtesy of production designer Stephen J. Lineweaver (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Jerry Maguire, Blades Of Glory, Ted) and old-school cowboy leather & old-style lace costumes by veteran designer Cindy Evans (Memento, Along Came Polly, Red Riding Hood, Savages). Smooth cutting is courtesy of veteran editor Jeff Freeman (The Craft, Cruel Intentions, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Ted)—though this comedy probably wears out its welcome after 100 minutes or so.  And I also enjoyed the rousing genre score by veteran composer Joel McNeely (Squanto: A Warrior’s TaleSoldierVirus).

MILLION WAYS was lensed digitally (via the Sony CineAlta PMW-F55 camera system) by veteran cinematographer Michael Barrett (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Zookeeper, Ted). The movie exhibits clean, HD-widescreen lensing that takes advantage of plenty of daytime exteriors (the Sun—ya beautiful key light, you…). My only problem here is that the filmmakers (who wanted to do an homage to the classic Westerns) chose to shoot digitally instead of on 35mm film. Why?

Film would have given this movie much more texture and (at the very least) have earned more accolades in the technical facets. Not convinced? Well, the two greatest non-Sergio Leone Westerns since John Ford hung up his spurs & megaphone (his last Western was 1964’s Cheyenne Autumn) are the aforementioned Blazing Saddles (1974) and the Kevin Jarre/Kurt Russell/George P. Cosmatos masterpiece Tombstone (1993). Know what they have in common? Both were filmed on 35mm film using the PANAVISION® scope format; see how handsome those films came out? Exactly.

All told, MILLION WAYS falls a bit flat…earning amused groans and eye rolls instead of belly-busting guffaws. It’s amazing how farting cowboys and politically incorrect attitudes were funnier back in the 1970s than they are today. But then again, that other movie had Harvey Korman and company. Here, we’re left stroking our collective moustaches and wondering what could have been—wait, never mind that shit…here comes Mongo!!

 

 

Filmstrip Rating (2.5-Stars)

 

 

IMDB:                    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2557490/

Wikipedia:             http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Million_Ways_to_Die_in_the_West

Official Site:          http://www.amillionways.com

 

Million Dollar Arm

MPAA/

Content

PG (AC)

Distributor 

Walt

Disney

Pictures

[2014]

Technical 

2.35:1

35mm

HD

Genres 

DRA

SPO

BIO

Runtime 

124 mins.

Cntry./Lang. 

USA

[English/

Hindi]

Budget

$25M

 

 

CAST

Jon Hamm, Aasif Mandvi, Bill Paxton, Madhur Mittal, Suraj Sharma, Lake Bell, Pitobash, Darshan Jariwala, Tzi Ma & Alan Arkin

 

CREDITS 

Director: Craig Gillespie; Screenwriter: Tom McCarthy; Producers: Mark Ciardi, Gordon Gray & Joe Roth; Director Of Photography: Gyula Pados; Production Designer: Barry Robison; Editor: Tatiana S. Riegel; Costume Designer: Kristen Leigh Mann; Music Composer: A.R. Rahman

 

THE SYNOPSIS

Los Angeles, 2007: Sports über-agent J.B. Bernstein (Hamm) and his partner Ash Vasudevan (Mandvi) are struggling to launch their new agency but cannot attain new clients. Depressed one night, JB flips channels on TV and comes across a talent competition and a cricket game—when he is suddenly inspired to search for talent in India! With Ash on board, they convince wealthy investor Mr. Chang (Ma) to invest in their new concept: Million Dollar Arm.

JB heads to India to recruit a pair of young men to pitch for professional baseball teams. He is aided by the benignly avuncular Vivek (Jariwala), a local guide; enthusiastic young coach Amit Rohan (Tripathy); and cranky, retired pro scout Ray Poitevint (Arkin). Travelling across India, they scout thousands of young hopefuls and narrow the contestants down to two potentials: Rinku Singh (Sharma) and Dinesh Patel (Mittal)…young men who have no knowledge of baseball, but the heart to give it their all.

Back in L.A., Million Dollar Arm gains traction when famed USC pitching coach Dr. Tom House (Paxton) is hired to train the boys within a tight 3-month window. Having to take in Rinku, Dinesh & Amit (who is now their interpreter) into his home when they are booted out of their hotel, JB must learn to open his heart to the boys and see them as more than just clients. He gets some much-needed guidance from pretty resident doctor/tenant Brenda Fenwick (Bell) in both humility and romance. He’ll need it, as they face insurmountable odds at turning the two boys into professional baseball players.

 

THE CRITIQUE

Swiiiiiiing batter batter batter swiiiiiiing batter!! Sprinkled with a healthy dose of curry spice, MILLION DOLLAR ARM is a charming and gentle baseball fable based on true events. The Jerry Maguire (1996)-meets-Slumdog Millionaire (2008) hybrid is very much a Disney product (though originally set up at Sony’s Columbia Pictures) in execution & result—and that’s not a bad thing. It is safe, heartfelt and inspiring…and quite vanilla with a dash of cinnamon added!

Based on the amazing true story of sport agent J.B. Bernstein (who has represented sports icons Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith & Barry Bonds) and his creation & stewardship of a reality-TV show called Million Dollar Arm (with the help of his partners Ash Vasudevan & financier William Chang), the movie version does a good job of hewing close to many of the facts—courtesy of a straight-forward screenplay by fellow Jerseyite Tom McCarthy (The Station Agent, Win Win, Up). Per the production notes, the screenwriter actually spent two weeks in India doing the research on Bernstein’s MDA endeavors. Again, due diligence in capturing the real people and a taste of Indian culture goes a long way—though true dramatic conflict suffers in the process. For more on the reel vs. real conundrum, check out the MILLION DOLLAR ARM page at the History Vs. Hollywood website.

Directed with earnest proclivity by Craig Gillespie (Mr. Woodcock, Lars And The Real Girl, 2011’s Fright Night), it is indeed a well-oiled production. He is abetted by a solid cast led by Jon Hamm (a natural leading man), Asif Mandvi (amusing), Bill Paxton (taciturn but gentle), Lake Bell (brains & beauty) and the great Alan Arkin—playing the craggly, cranky mentor-type he can do in his sleep. Oh wait—he sleeps throughout half the picture!

The Indian cast is also on par, with nice turns by Mittal (heartfelt), Sharma (earnest), Tripathy (energetic) and Jariwala (charmingly benign). Per the production notes, Mittal and Sharma had no baseball experience—so they (just like their characters) were put through accelerated baseball training programs before production commenced. One of their first pitching coaches? The real Dinesh Patel himself.

Production values for this low/midrange, $25 million production (boxofficemojo.com) are actually top-shelf across the board. Principal photography began in India and lasted for three weeks as the crew traveled to different locations—up to and including the Mumbai metroplex and Agra—home to the Taj Mahal. Back in the USA, location shooting included Los Angeles, CA (where the majority of the movie takes place) as well as in Atlanta, GA—which stood in for most of the L.A. sequences in the 2nd half of principal photography. Can’t beat that Georgia tax credit!

MILLION DOLLAR ARM exhibits a pleasant widescreen-lensing schema courtesy of veteran Hungarian cinematographer Gyula Pados (Basic Instinct 2, Evening, Predators, Metallica: Through The Never). Interestingly (and per American Cinematographer), the decision was made to shoot the Indian sequences on film via the Super 35mm format (using the ARRICAM Studio & ARRICAM Lite as well as the ARRI 235 & 435 camera packages) while the US-based sequences on HD digital via the ARRI Alexa XT & ARRI Studio XT camera packages. Metaphorically, it works—as the contrast in lensing formats mirrors the contrasts of nations/cultures/norms of India and the USA. The former lensing schema is realized by a palette of earthy browns and greens via 35mm film’s robust qualities while the latter’s delineated HD qualities showcase both the modern facets of the big city (Los Angeles) as well as the hard, business-like facets of the sports world and all that it entails.  At least that’s what I gleaned from the cinematography!

Smooth cutting by veteran editor Tatiana S. Riegel (The Million Dollar Hotel, Lars And The Real Girl, 2011’s Fright Night, Bad Words), dichotomous East/West production design by veteran Californian Barry Robison (October Sky, Hidalgo, Wedding Crashers, X-Men Origins: Wolverine), dichotomous East/West costume design by Kriston Leigh Mann (The Pacifier, Lars And The Real Girl, TV’s Parks And Recreation) and a handsome/dichotomous East/West score by veteran Indian composer A.R. Rahman (Oscar®-winner for Slumdog Millionaire; also scored 127 Hours, Elizabeth: The Golden Age). Notice all the dichotomy MILLION DOLLAR ARM has to offer!!

THE BOTTOM LINE

With plenty of gentle charm and spirit, MILLION DOLLAR ARM is a feel-good movie that scores a base hit.  While it won’t earn the accolades reserved for the masterpiece baseball movies of yore, this one certainly merits a spot in the dugout.  It’s nice to see that a biographical movie based on real events hews closely to what really transpired—at least I won’t have to sit through the seventh-inning stretch (read: hokey TV documentary) on this one!  Heyyyy swiiiiiiing batttttttttter!!

 Filmstrip Rating (3.5-Stars)

 

 

IMDB:                    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1647668/

Wikipedia:             http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Arm

Official Site:          http://movies.disney.com/million-dollar-arm

Machete Kills

MPAA/Content

R

[AC, AL, GV, N]

Distributor

Open Road Films

Technical

HD

1.85:1

Genres

ACT

THR

COM

Runtime

107 mins.

Country

USA

Budget

$12M

 

CAST

Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez (aka: Charlie Sheen), Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Walton Goggins, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror & Mel Gibson

 

CREDITS

Director: Robert Rodriguez; Screenwriter: Kyle Ward; Producers: Robert Rodriguez, Rick Schwartz, Sergei Bespalov, Alexander Rodnyansky, Aaron Kaufman & Illiana Nikolic; Director Of Photography: Robert Rodriguez; Production Designer: Steve Joyner; Editors: Robert Rodriguez & Rebecca Rodriguez; Costume Designer: Nina Proctor; Music Composers: Robert Rodriguez & Carl Thiel

 

THE SYNOPSIS

Mexican Federal Agents Machete Cortez (Trejo) and Sartana Rivera (Alba) ambush a group of crooked US soldiers selling arms to the drug cartels when they are all ambushed by another group of mercenaries—led by a mysterious masked man, who kills Sartana with a laser blaster.

After the melee, Machete is arrested by corrupt Texas Sheriff Doakes (Sadler).  Before Doakes can hang him, Machete is rescued by the US Secret Service and whisked away to Washington D.C., where he is offered an immunity deal by smooth-talking President Rathcock (Estevez, aka Sheen).  The mission: eliminate psychopath cartel leader Marcos Mendez (Bichir) before he fires a nuke missile at Washington D.C.

Machete heads to San Antonio and hooks up with his handler—undercover beauty pageant competitor Blanca Vazquez (Heard)—who after seducing him, sends him secretly into Mexico to meet with Madame Desdemona (Vergara)…who tries to kill Machete when he grabs her daughter Cereza (Hudgens), who promised to lead Machete to Mendez.  Bad idea, as Mendez’s enforcer Zaror (Zaror) kills her on a whim before taking Machete to Mendez stronghold.

Turns out the bipolar Mendez has a special nuke missile detonator wired to his beating heart—so Machete grabs him and runs.  Chasing them are crazy Desdemona and her assassin prostitutes; Zaror and his men; and a mysterious, shapeshifting hitman called El Chameleón (Goggins, Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, Banderas); and ultimately, Mendez’s silent partner—the wealthy, dastardly, charmingly-psychotic Luther Voz (Gibson).

Mendez is killed, but his heart preserved via technology so as to control the nuke detonation mechanism.  Machete escapes Voz’s clutches and teams up with old ally Luz (Rodriguez) and old enemy Osiris (Savini)—who aid Machete in fighting Voz—up to and including launching into outer space to continue the battle!

 

THE CRITIQUE

Chicka-boom, chicka-boom, chicka-boom wah-waaahhh…

Gravelly ‘70s trailer guy voice: Violence galore.  (Machete!)  Hot chicks who shoots bullets out of their metallic boobs.  (Machete!)  A boozy, horny president.  (Machete!)  A Mexican anti-hero who doesn’t tweet.  (Machete!)  It’s all here… in color… when MACHETE KILLS!    (Machete!)  See it, before he sees you…

Chicka-boom, chicka-boom, chicka-boom wah-waaahhh…

You can just feel my trailer in your mind, right?  This follow-up to the 2010 original Machete (itself based on a trailer concept from 2007’s underrated Grindhouse) is an amusing, hyper-violent Mexploitation flick brought to you by the talented multi-hyphenate/micro-movie auteur Robert Rodriguez (seriously—the guy co-authored, produced, directed, lensed, edited, scored and catered this production).

In his capable hands, MACHETE KILLS does a serviceable job showcasing all the exploitation goods (violence, blood, boobs, backsides, corny dialogue and throwaway lines).  As director, Rodriguez has become something of a Hispanic Woody Allen—in that he attracts thespians of all walks to work with him on these endeavors.

Hey, you can’t beat the cast—they’re all game.  Especially Machete himself, Danny Trejo.  I love this guy.  Sure he looks like an aging, leathery lizard with a big Cheech Marin moustache…but Trejo has carved himself (no pun intended) a nice career path working with Rodriguez.  And yes, the ladies all look fantastic, clothed or not!!  Loved all those cameos too.  Casting Mel Gibson as the villain may actually help him in his long road to Hollywood redemption.  Look what its done for Charlie Estevez…er, Sheen.  Nice touch using his real surname—although I think he may have stretched a bit playing a loquacious, boozy hornbag.  Just saying…

Shot in 29 days, production values on this low-budgeted $12 million (imdb.com) endeavor are solid across the board.  MACHETE KILLS, made on location in Texas, was lensed in HD by Rodriguez himself.  I always respected Rodriguez as a cinematographer for his lensing and lighting style.  In this case, he utilized the popular ARRI Alexa Plus camera system to capture clean imagery and good texture.

I’m also a big fan of Rodriguez the editor, cutting his movies in a hybrid style of Peckinpah films and music videos.  This one is no exception—sharing the duties with his own sister Rebecca (who also co-edited Machete).  Other tech credits are right where they need to be; the VFX are appropriately tacky and well-executed too.

The real issue I have with MACHETE KILLS is that it’s been done already—by the same people no less.  The original movie surely had its exploitative charm, but this one felt a tad more auto-pilot.  Should the blame fall to screenwriter Kyle Ward (Agent 47, Kane & Lynch)—or to über-hyphenate Rodriguez?  Well, who’s running the ship?  [pause]  There you go.

Still, the movie is entertaining enough to sit through.  And with the threat—er, promise—of Machete Kills Again… In Space looming, I’m sure that Rodriguez will be frying up more tacos for the event.  Yes, he even caters his own productions!

 

THE BOTTOM LINE

MACHETE KILLS is an entertaining, but hollow sequel to its quirky predecessor.  The backhanded compliment can work in the movie’s favor if you’re into trash cinema (like I am).  If you’re not…than MACHETE KILLS will feel more like MACHETE ILLS!  Yes, I made a funny…  I just hope that Machete doesn’t come around looking for retribution!

Filmstrip Rating (3-Stars)

 

IMDB:                    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2002718/

Wikipedia:             http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_Kills

Official Site:          http://machetekillsmovie.tumblr.com